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tumblopage: thisusernameisepic: I really wish Rythian would’ve started his Rebirth... I really wish Rythian would’ve started his Rebirth story off with “now this is a story all about how my got flip turned upside down…”
i’d like to take a minute just sit right there, i’ll tell you all of my adventures with the girl with red hair
in west minecraftia born…
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Requests were made for an mp3 of me doing the Kanto Pokérap. NO REGRETS.
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Redditor ZestyPing’s response to the recent AskReddit: “What’s the most expensive mistake you’ve made at work?“:
I met both Carl Page and Larry Page at a party hosted by a Stanford friend of mine in 1998. Carl gave me his card for eGroups and said “we’re hiring”. Larry gave me his card for Google—a flimsy bit of paper obviously printed by bubble jet—and said “we’re hiring”.
I said, “Nah, who needs another search engine?” and went to graduate school.
I still have the card.
You are now free to feel better about any bad decision you’ve ever made. Happy Monday.
I wish I had the chance
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Redditor ZestyPing’s response to the recent AskReddit: “What’s the most expensive mistake you’ve made at work?“:
I met both Carl Page and Larry Page at a party hosted by a Stanford friend of mine in 1998. Carl gave me his card for eGroups and said “we’re hiring”. Larry gave me his card for Google—a flimsy bit of paper obviously printed by bubble jet—and said “we’re hiring”.
I said, “Nah, who needs another search engine?” and went to graduate school.
I still have the card.
You are now free to feel better about any bad decision you’ve ever made. Happy Monday.
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This is the best unintentionally horrifying video I’ve seen in a long time. There’s hardly a second in this video that isn’t deeply disturbing.
Here are some highlights:
0:01: One second in, and this person clearly has no concept of where Minnie’s head is facing. Also, why is this video being shot in a stairwell?
0:03: The balloons aren’t filled with helium so when this person waves, they’re really just waving around a bunch of sad balloons. It’s like they forgot they were holding balloons in the first place.
0:06: Why did the person in the Minnie costume walk up the steps and then down them? Was there someone off-camera shooing them down the steps and whispering, “You know you can’t leave the basement! Get down there!”? Is this person being forced to wear the Minnie Mouse costume? Are we watching one of those prison performance videos, like when that Filipino prison made all those inmates perform “Thriller”?
0:11: If this is a happy birthday video for one kid, then why did she just say hello to five different kids?
0:22: You know that time Marilyn Monroe sang “Happy Birthday” to the president and it was all breathy and sexy? This is the opposite of that.
0:28: Another clumsy balloon wave. The fact that she(?) is crammed into a stairwell makes it even more depressing.
0:36: This is apparently a video for someone named Aaron Gonzaga, but that sign definitely says “HAPPY BIRTHDAY 3 TODAY AARON GONZARA.” It makes an otherwise desperate video look strangely insincere. If you’re going to force a sad person to wear a Minnie Mouse costume and sing to some kid over the Internet, at least give them an accurate sign.
0:45: The pitch of her voice combined with that little shimmy move makes me wonder if maybe this whole video is some kind of avant-garde art performance and we’re just not in on it. Or maybe this video’s some kind of horrible crime footage? Who knows? That’s art for ya!
0:47 Why did she just violently shake the balloons like that? That actually looked kinda menacing. “See these limp balloons? Well, I’m shakin’ ‘em! And they’re YOU!”
0:55: Not realizing where her head is pointing, Minnie Mouse appears to be talking to the floor now.
1:00: That is the most terrifying giggle I have ever heard.
1:15: She just called herself Mickey Mouse. She is in a Minnie Mouse costume.
1:22: She appears to have run out of things to say and is just clapping and repeating “Happy Birthday, Aaron” until the person with the camera mercifully stops filming.
1:32: “See you soon in Disneyland” sounds like a weird plea when it comes from an adult shouting up at you from a stairwell.
Sorry about the nightmares, everyone!
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(via penishole)
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No one has said this yet, so I feel I must.
THANK YOU FOR THIS.
So many people don’t seem to understand that social anxiety can manifest itself in multiple ways. Some people will just dismiss that you have social anxiety if you don’t fit into what they perceive it to be, and that lack of understanding can be really hurtful. So thank you for this.
(And as my personal comment, I fit into behavioural and cognitive.)
i shake so badly irl, pretty much constantly. also hey Fear-Based Decision-Making, more like my life, lmao that was even the gist of that post I made
I don’t get this, but most of my friends/partners do.
I think this might be a good resource.
speaking of which, i’m shaking uncontrollably right now because of anxiety. lksdljsdljfs fuck.
(via zoeyp)
